MariaNov 18, 2022
Kyle šŸŒ±
[first day as a bartender]
Customer: I'll have a martini, dry
Me, staring at all the liquid ingredients: I don't know how to tell you this
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Show threadHolyNov 18, 2022
@KylePlantEmoji kyyyyle you finally made the switch!!!
Show threadKyle šŸŒ±Nov 18, 2022
@holyvillainess I wouldnt call it a switch so much as it is a life raft
Show threadHolyNov 18, 2022
@KylePlantEmoji well Iā€™m looking forward to your degeneracy šŸ’–
Show threadRoxi Horror šŸ’€šŸŒøNov 18, 2022
@KylePlantEmoji glad you are here, buddy
Show threadKyle šŸŒ±Nov 18, 2022
@roxiqt as long as you're here, it feels like home ā¤ļø
Show threadandrewhhillNov 18, 2022
@KylePlantEmoji @hashtagonions
Show threadFats GordoNov 18, 2022
@KylePlantEmoji ok, just don't make it a virgin martini
Show threadnigeNov 18, 2022
@KylePlantEmoji one of the classics šŸ‘šŸ½šŸ‘šŸ½
Show threadfelidoptera (chridd)Nov 18, 2022
@KylePlantEmoji Instant martini, just add water, but without the water
Show threadDan TootillNov 18, 2022

@KylePlantEmoji

Customer: White wine please.

Bartender: Actually it's transparent, you're thinking of milk?

Show threadmarktristanNov 18, 2022
@KylePlantEmoji šŸŽÆ šŸ˜„
Show threadHatNov 18, 2022
@KylePlantEmoji Good to see ya
Show threadUpbeatNov 18, 2022
@KylePlantEmoji oh shit Whatup
Show threadRobertWTNov 25, 2022

@KylePlantEmoji a German asked for a martini.

"Dry?"

"No, just one."

Show threadPeter TaylorNov 29, 2022
@KylePlantEmoji I remember my first day as a bar tender... I still remember the smell of cigarettes & beer.