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new fediverse feature just dropped
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CW: Gore, Horror,
I tell jokes of the macabre variety
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Johnny Normality (Feral Mode)Top bean scientists have hypothesized an eighth layer of dip but simply haven't had access to enough plutonium to see if the theory works.
Heres a list of things that would put a small Victorian child into a coma
1-Me
batkaren (a/k/a kt roth)The prophecy augurs my downfall at the hands of this newborn, so I’m just gonna order it put to death then not think about the whole sitch for like 25 years, should be fine.
Acidic cola hostel
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Making an add on that replaces any instance within a comment section of "As a(n) X (expert)" with "Im a baby goo goo gaga."
born miserable
The one where Rachel let's loose a guttural roar inside of a bodega and starts ripping products off the wall.
Ross is pinned between a car and a tree.
The one where Rachel and Monica take turns hitting Ross in the head with a pickaxe after being told of the rare earth metals hidden within
Chandler tries to lie his way out of jury duty