my glass coffin company “remains to be seen” is not doing as well as i thought it would.
@kimmymonte I would have thought greater transparency was urgently needed in the undertaking business. Better than keeping everything buried.
@kimmymonte we should talk, I have a nascent web marketing service for funeral directors “Remains of the Day”. It’s been a struggle thus far but I have high hopes…
@dorians @kimmymonte That's the name of my roadkill WhatsApp group.

@kimmymonte are these Seven Dwarfs not sufficient as customers?

What about glass urns? “See your loved ones in your vitrine”?

@kimmymonte as they say, those who lie in glass coffins shouldn't show bones
@kimmymonte If you decide to do any promotional events that need catering, my sandwich company, Sub Optimal, is also experiencing a down turn and could use the boost.
@kimmymonte ow, I really, truly, literally, actually lolled hard
@kimmymonte They said that to me... at a dinner!
@kimmymonte my plans for a company doing funerals at sea are dead in the water
@kimmymonte this needs to be in the Bob's Burgers Intro
@kimmymonte 😂👏🏻😂👏🏻😂👏🏻😂
@kimmymonte still better then twitter.