Uncle Duke“Very funny, Jesus. Give it back.”
John to the World
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Former joke writer for Jay Leno. I’m a lot funnier when I’m paid to write material. At least that’s what I tell myself.
So is the Chinese spy balloon going to be featured in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade now?
ScrummMasterCFeeling adventurous, might expand my exclusively grey and beige wardrobe to include taupe
The Deer Whisperer 🦌⚓Tahoma (Mt Rainier) casts a shadow across the early morning sky, as seen from Bonney Lake, Washington:
“Yeah, but what is Smokey the Bear going to do about the fire that’s raging inside of ME??!!”
*Me, flirting with a lonely, extremely desperate female forest ranger
“Tarnation” is a word that isn’t used enough, in my opinion. So I’ll remedy that. Where in tarnation are the FUCKING INDICTMENTS??!!
I was following this magician on Twitter, but I blocked him because he just sent me a trick pic. 🎩
☀️✨𝕁𝕖𝕟𝕟✨☀️(Taylor’s Version)Confident people don’t need to control people.
missy :unverified:i never run with scissors.
(lol those last 2 words were unnecessary)