Mastodonians, join me here and make me the most followed politician on the planet!
@CountBinface Not just this planet, but any planet!

@CountBinface So pleased you've come to show us the light and lead us to the promised land.

(Can you give me a hint as to where that actually is as I'm just nipping out and will have to follow along later?)

@CountBinface
Good to see you here, a credible politician who's made the leap

#Twittemigrated

@CountBinface I'm number 41.....getting there 😀👍
@CountBinface is your friend the Dolphin on here yet. Hopefully between the two of you it will keep out undesirables like Farage.
@CountBinface one of my proudest achievements was being followed by lord buckethead on Twitter and maybe a follow by the count himself could make up for the loss 😉
@CountBinface WELCOME TO MASTODONIA, alien overlord.

@CountBinface

Happy to get behind this worthy cause.

@CountBinface HOW DO YOU FOLLOW ON HERE?
@CountBinface
I'm here for you, my liege.
LB on the one hand, meh. On the other hand, lol
@CountBinface @celesteh, as an Anarchist, I can approve of a politician who already is half-way into a bin
@CountBinface you’re here. Things just got better. Unless, of course, you’re a parody
@CountBinface Have you recruited farage's dolphin yet?
@CountBinface well there goes the neighbourhood/universe
@CountBinface I for one welcome our new binfaced overlord.
@CountBinface
How do we know its really you, and not just Boris Johnson with a mini fridge on his head?
@CountBinface Just worked out how to reply to this! Hello. 😁
@CountBinface
Great to see you here (and yes, this is the real intergalactic overlord - he listed this ID from his Twitter account too).
You’re the only mainstream serious politician I’ve seen on here so far. Welcome 😊
@CountBinface You have my vote, support and allegiance. Hail Binface! Or Snow. Or fog. Or meteorological phenomenon of your choice.
@CountBinface are you the recent interviewee of the sturdy and revered Alex Andreou? Or another Count Binface?

@CountBinface only if you follow back.

Share the love.

@CountBinface yaaaaay! Your excellency!
@CountBinface great to see you here! Viva la revolution!!
@CountBinface Very nice to see you here.
@CountBinface woo hoo welcome 🤗 🙏
@CountBinface following! 👍🏼😉
@CountBinface Sounds realistic - following
@CountBinface can you have another crack at Theresa May? I feel certain you might manage it this time.
@CountBinface Greetings Your Excellency. Delighted to follow you.
@CountBinface I was just thinking I wish Count Binface was here. Hurrah! 🙌🏻👏🏻
@CountBinface #WelcomeToMastodon. This isn’t Twitter 2.0, and what’s so nice about it (amongst other things) is that we don’t do the “who’s got the most followers” here. We don’t compete in likes either. So welcome, good to see you, and no I won’t help you play that game.
@CountBinface You're the only politician I've seen here during my short sojourn here. Happy to follow you.
@CountBinface Gladly, welcome to twi.. oops, Mastodon, I meant Mastodon..