Someone asked me today about my plans for the Fall and it took me a moment to realize she meant my plans for the Autumn and not the collapse of civilization.
@Sundae_Gurl haha feels like that now doesn't it 🤣
@Sundae_Gurl or suggesting you take over from Mark E Smith RIP.
@Sundae_Gurl or whatever happens first!
@Sundae_Gurl Heh. Always snigger when I read this joke!
@Sundae_Gurl 😆 Plans for the fall? Hmm. Have an apple, or maybe a pomegranate. Move east. Start a new relationship or two.
@Sundae_Gurl British vs. American English?
@Sundae_Gurl its an oldie, but a goodie
@Sundae_Gurl it's roughly the same
@Sundae_Gurl one should always be prepared... For both I guess

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Would have been strange if you started talking about hoarding canned food and ammunition in your doomsday bunker and they're just thinking wow I was just going to rake up the leaves.

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And I first thought you meant the Mark E Smith band.

I've not heard it called 'the fall' before. If it's an ecological disaster, rather than mere nuclear holocaust, it's slow, and much bigger than the collapse of one civilisation.

@Sundae_Gurl we are also interested in your plans for the collapse
@Sundae_Gurl TBH, I would have had the same reaction.
@Sundae_Gurl Better to planning for the fall than autumn.
@Sundae_Gurl I feel like aloe would be a good one for the collapse of civilisation…
@Sundae_Gurl 10 tips for bunker living when you break your tin opener.
@Sundae_Gurl Makes you feel sad if you think about it…
@Sundae_Gurl Just out of curiosity: Whate ARE your plans for THE FALL?
@Sundae_Gurl That would be a reasonable question to ask either way these days heh
@Sundae_Gurl Is there a plan for the collapse of the civilization? :-)
@Sundae_Gurl my plans for the next few months and the fall of capitalism are surprisingly similar. i'm an optimist.
@Sundae_Gurl I'd still ask back, just to make sure. I have friends who plan for the inevitable zombie apocalypse.
@Sundae_Gurl Not your stint in the late Mark E Smith's band? It's compulsory for every living (and deceased) human to have been a member of The Fall. Mr E Smith will continue to sack everyone even from the grave.
@Sundae_Gurl Ah, I see I'm about the 187th person to make that joke. There were apparently no replies when I replied but Mastodon seems to be struggling under the weight of Twittarse refugees...
@Sundae_Gurl My brain did exactly the same thing when I read your post.
@Sundae_Gurl mind you, on the other hand....
@Sundae_Gurl although it is good to have plans for both 😆
@Sundae_Gurl But you *have* stockpiled tinned food, right?
@Sundae_Gurl Right now, they occasionally feel like the same thing!
@Sundae_Gurl “backpack, gun, ammo, knife, another knife, paracord, first aid kit, food for a week, dry socks as much water as I can carry and water purification tablets”?
@Sundae_Gurl lol, I immediately thought you meant The Fall https://youtu.be/L60GziFpdA4 It’s my age. Raised on a diet of John Peel!
the fall - fiery jack

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"Of Man's First Disobedience, and the Fruit Of that Forbidden Tree, whose mortal taste Brought Death into the World, and all our woe."
@Sundae_Gurl YAY!!! So glad to see you here (AriaGlass from the Bird Site). I couldn’t take one more minute over in Elon’s hellscape so I bailed without letting anyone know where I was going. To be fair, I didn’t know where to go or what to try next. So happy to see some of my favorite people making the transition over. Welcome!!
@Sundae_Gurl Damn! So I shouldn‘t have bought the ammo on darknet.
@Sundae_Gurl likely to happen around the same time.
@Sundae_Gurl Are you sure? It's difficult to tell what's going on lately.
@Sundae_Gurl Or being cast out of Eden.
@Sundae_Gurl At least the timing is the same
@Sundae_Gurl I have a sudden urge to read the Rise & Fall of the Roman Empire now.....
@Sundae_Gurl at this rate, the two aren’t mutually exclusive.
@Sundae_Gurl If civilization collapses in autumn it will make things less confusing.
@Sundae_Gurl probably the best strategy for the fall of #civilization is to have a stash of mdma pills take em and run outside with some techno house on your head and let them gun you down.
Go with a blow.
Lot better than running around hungry wearing steampunk goggles.
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Mine works both ways: prep the yard for raised beds & build a chicken coop. Also: hi!