Elda King
null@eldaking when AI becomes cutie birdie parrots... the machines will truly have won
"deckard"
"yeah babe?"
"what if im the robot"
"babe, rache, sweetie pie, no,"
"dECKARD"
"what???"
"what if... UR THe ROBOT"
"...babe... yr scaring me... go back to sleep ok?"
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bubar@eldaking
Joke for mongers ?
Joke for mongers ?
Cegorach@eldaking so I've had a lot of bosses, who could have run on machine learning?
Fauny-bubbles🔞@eldaking so, parrots can actually learn context along with the words.
It's how they recognise that saying "biscuit" leads to them getting a treat etc
tauli@Faunabubbles @eldaking Yep absolutely. My mom grew up in South America, and there was a wild parrot that liked to tease the yard dog by imitating the commands the parrot had learned by observing how the humans interacted with the dog.
ein kleines z@tauli @Faunabubbles @eldaking Birds are smarter than people think. Not only parrots. There are several species that learn phone ringtones and seem to be amused when they tease people and make them search for their phones.
Fischkopp@eldaking so ist needs more work on the cuteness factor.
blan©k.@eldaking birb wins well done
Tin 
@eldaking This also describes me, except not the bird part. Am I a machine learning algorithm?! 😱
Matthias Fuchs
Michael Sokolov@eldaking at least it doesn't poop in the house?
Klarname
Yaoi Box Balloon@eldaking Also: parrots get horny and have sex with your hand.
Dan Ports
Yaazkal
Cian Ó Muilleoir@eldaking I'm sure there's some sort of polynomial joke to be had here, but I'm damned if I can find it.
Steveg58@eldaking
Cutie birdie parrots will destroy the world if given half a chance.
And the will cackle gleefully while doing it.
Cutie birdie parrots will destroy the world if given half a chance.
And the will cackle gleefully while doing it.
pamela_weaver@eldaking A bit harsh on the parrot 😆
Roberto@eldaking 🤣🤣🤣
PJTay@eldaking love this!
lorddimwit is now @Is a godless killing machine: ✅ ✅
@eldaking
Tell me the first pleasant thoughts that come into your mind about.... your mother ?
Tell me the first pleasant thoughts that come into your mind about.... your mother ?
David Mortensen@eldaking Pedantically speaking, the diagram in the machine learning column is a feed-forward neural net which is actually not capable of learning random phrases in any recognizable way.
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