Eugen Rochko
4 years of people making fun of “toots” and Twitter comes out with “fleets” lol
Nov 18, 2020 at 5:22pmWeb
Show threadEugen RochkoJul 14, 2021
Good bye fleets
Show threadMcEvnonJul 14, 2021
@Gargron Man I forgot what it even was.
Show threadmuesliJul 14, 2021

@Gargron

"we're sorry or you're welcome" 😂

Show threadP SantosJul 14, 2021
@Gargron It's the best news on twitter
Show threadshorkNov 18, 2020
@Gargron Mastodon Stories when
Show threadEugen RochkoNov 18, 2020
@noiob Please no
Show threadMaximilien Nov 18, 2020
@Gargron @noiob DON'T DO THIS !!
Show threadJamesGeckoNov 18, 2020
@Gargron @noiob Mastodon stories, but a ML filter rejects all posts that aren’t cats.
Show threadwilkie (quilt appreciator)Nov 18, 2020
@Gargron this is your chance to roll out "floops"
Show threadTagomagoNov 18, 2020
@Gargron 
Show threadFive Element NinjaNov 18, 2020
@Gargron So when are we getting floots?
Show threadNocta [migrée]Nov 18, 2020
@Gargron What is a "fleet" ? ._.
Show threadSylvhemNov 18, 2020

@Nocta Twitter version of Instagram’s “stories”.

@Gargron

Show threadDiary of Paracelsus’s RoseNov 18, 2020
@Nocta the plural of floot
Show threadNocta [migrée]Nov 18, 2020

@zoec

Makes sense

Show threadAlyssa RowanNov 18, 2020

@Gargron and even worse, in such a way it's clear they never really thought about it…

I am again reminded of how much more sensible this is by comparison. Even if they _are_ called 'toots'.

Show threadtimmyNov 18, 2020
@Gargron it's extremely funny that this was driven by corporate stakeholders because the lack of stories was evidence that they just "weren't innovating enough"
Show threadJesseNov 18, 2020
@Gargron Social media is all kindsa corny...
Show threadpennyNov 18, 2020
@Gargron When someone told me what they were called all I could do was loudly blurt out "fuck you"
Show threadJohn ChidgeyNov 18, 2020
@Gargron I challenge you to a Fleet-off...
Show threadOld People Be Watchin' Cable NNov 18, 2020
@Gargron eugen please promsie me that you will never just start slowly turning mastodon into snapchat and hope no one notices
Show threadEugen RochkoNov 18, 2020
@Dayglochainsaw https://mastodon.social/@Gargron/105232522766219404
Show threadAsimechNov 18, 2020

@Gargron If they hadn't forgotten the whole "bird" theme they might've called them "flocks".

And then users could've told them to "flock off". Before, hopefully, migrating.

Show threadbhaugenNov 19, 2020
@Gargron
Let's just go with "farts" and get it over with...
Show threadsanjid90Nov 20, 2020
@Gargron
Show threadhealynNov 20, 2020
@Gargron get their asses, Eugen
Show threadmuppethNov 25, 2020
@Gargron Really? LOL indeed.
Show threadGMate8Jul 14, 2021
@Gargron toot is the best word ever, don't lie 😎
#tootgang