Five Element Ninja

@FiveElementNinja
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Nerd / gamer / ninja / web dev / toy collector / dnb fiend / karaoke rapper / ambient addict / synthesizer junkie / wannabe artist & music producer / maker / creative coder / gradient obsessed / ESO soloist / home automation enthusiast / Scrum hater / self-hoster / homelabber / occasional shitposter

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GitHubhttps://github.com/FiveElementNinja
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Show threadFive Element Ninja23h ago
This is for work, mind you.
Five Element Ninja23h ago
The year is 2026 and I am currently installing Windows XP in a VM so I can do some testing on Firefox 44. 
Five Element Ninja5d ago

RE: https://mastodon.social/@FiveElementNinja/116619048664062037

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muesli5d ago
It's only called "Agile" if it comes from the Agile region of France. Otherwise it's just sparkling chaos with a standup meeting.
Five Element NinjaMay 22
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Show threadlashmanMay 21

Introducing Jellybloom.

A desktop media client for Jellyfin that actually feels good to use. Connects straight to your server - no cloud, no subscriptions, no data collection at all.

Rich player with ASS/SSA subtitle rendering, bookmarks and A-B looping. TMDB discovery for finding new stuff, watch diary, Trakt sync, Sonarr/Radarr requests. Everything stays local.

#CC0 public domain.

https://apps.lashman.live/jellybloom/

#Jellyfin #OpenSource #IndieDev #MediaPlayer #FOSS #Fediverse #Privacy

Jellybloom - A desktop media client for Jellyfin

Browse, discover, and watch your own media. Rich player, TMDB integration, Sonarr/Radarr requests, Trakt scrobbling, and watch tracking. CC0 public domain.

Five Element NinjaMay 18
PhawxMay 18

I love this custom PS2 handheld

> Custom main board with PS2 ICs
> FPGA for vid-out
> 37wh battery @ 4.5h of play time (total system power ~8.2watt)
> RP2040 for sys&controller mgmt

GitHub - tschicki/PS2-Portable: A custom designed PS2 Portable · GitHub

https://github.com/tschicki/PS2-Portable/tree/main

Five Element NinjaMay 12
XKCD BotMay 12
"How does the spring not run out almost immediately?" "We pull it back REALLY far."
https://xkcd.com/3244/
Five Element NinjaMay 7
PlaydateMay 7

Out now on Catalog..... Crankboy: a high performance Game Boy emulator for your Playdate!

Plus! 4 specially included titles:
👻 Life's Too Short GB
🦖 Dashosaur DX
👾 GBBS95
🎶 Lo-Fi GB, a music album (but for your GB (but really for your Playdate))

✨ https://play.date/games/crankboy/

Five Element NinjaMay 5
Fesshole 🧻May 5
On a software project, I used dummy text as a placeholder to be replaced later with actual descriptive error messages. Predictably, not all instances were fixed before release, and bemused corporate clients reported "Error: There is sauerkraut in my lederhosen".