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livoltso what's mastodon's opinion on how a baguette would walk
Aleums (Origin Forme)@livolt I would not hesitate to empty a full clip into any one of these abominations
James Cheeseman@livolt gotta be 5
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mobile suit filthy horse@livolt i'm gonna say six, but 3 and 5 are also acceptable
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3 is the clear choice here
3 is the clear choice here
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Jenkar 
@livolt As a french person, i'd say :
If it is a classy baguette with cereals and exquisite taste, 7
Otherwise, 6
Adam Bredenberg@livolt Elsewhere, someone has wisely noted that 3, 5, 6, and 7 are the only options that would not crack the crust. "Empty a clip into these bastards," however, is also a wise solution.
Cathal Garvey@livolt I imagine them sidewinding which doesn't seem to be an option
brennen@livolt some of these blatantly disregard the material properties of actual baguettes in a way i find quite vexing, so i guess i'm gonna go with 3, 5, 6, or 7.
Chinbook@livolt 5 is the most realistic, but 6 is the scariest
Florian@livolt exuberantly like number 2, obviously
jigsaw bicycle@livolt 6 when they're fresh (in the morning), 2 at midday, 6 again in the evening
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narF 🎤🦀✨@livolt 5 or 6 or any where the baguette doesn't bend.
🍄@livolt baby/toddler baguettes use number 2, young baguettes use 6, adult baguettes use 7 or 3, and finally, the eldest baguettes use number 5
@livolt 6 is incredibly threatening
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Farî@livolt 6 or 8
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@livolt 1 like a sea cucumber
Lucas "the Drgn" Broadwing@livolt personally i'm a fan of 8
snooty mactooty@livolt it's not my favorite but i think 6 is the only actual 'walk'
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Danny Martinez6 all the way. It maintains a walk-y gait and it's not bendy
Just A Galadin@livolt 3, 5, or 6 would work fine for me.
» F «@livolt 5 to walk. 6 to run.
J.T. Rustad@livolt definitely 6 or 7 imho, bendy baguettes are not baguettes
Jazzy Doom@livolt I like 3 or 6
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kraken tits@livolt 5 looks like it expends the least energy so probably that
Peepis✅@livolt my opinion is that it shouldn't
FunkiestGrandpa💖💜💙@livolt i want it to be 2 but it’s 8
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wordy and overwrought@livolt also I find 2, 7 & 8 deeply unsettling
Dev@livolt I think 3 is the scariest, so 3
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Jakobpunkt🔥@livolt Is it okay if my opinion is "AAAAAAAAAA NO!'
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Frisky Ocelot Snuggler <3 xxx@livolt I would say, number six.
aldeka@livolt in order: 3, 6, a distant 5, and an extremely distant 4. The rest are Wrong
Johannes@livolt Great Animation. I never thought I'd have strong opinions on this, but I think a baguette shouldn't bent while walking. I personally like 6 the best 😊
Lilidh 🏴@livolt they already move by #3, they chose not to do it while we can see them as they think it would confuse us
jan_j ⁂@livolt 5, because it requires the lowest energy for moving, as every living thing does (afaik). 8 looks also neat.
Jasper 🍉@livolt obviously baguettes don't bend. But no one is talking about the enormous variation of force 3,6,7 take.
So it is 5. Probably using millions of flagella as little feet.
Peanut@livolt ganz klar die eins!
Sinnah Saint@livolt. six. five and three are allowable.
Will Templeton@livolt Somewhere between 1 and 4
DevilCrayon@livolt
3 is the least unsettling, followed by 2.
Unless the goal is most unsettling, then 1. Slugbread the sluggish
Wolfgang@livolt just 7 is a adequate move for a perfect baguette. Rolling makes is dirty and a perfect baguette is never soft enough outside to bend or change shape...
Rysiekúr (old account)@livolt 3. if it's fresh (or has a lot of HP), 4. if it's old (or is low on HP).
Ankə 🌱@livolt 1! is cute!
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codl@livolt 5 but I wish it were 1
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Catto@livolt idk but democrats are 1, republicans are 3, libertarians are 4, and socialists are 2
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