Finally downloaded my Twitter archive, so I can start doing reruns of every single one over here. See you in fifteen years

Fucking hell Remembrance Day always hits me for a fucking loop. I always forget and then suddenly there's a minute's silence and my thoughts immediately go WHY CAN'T YOU REMEMBER THAT THIS WAS THE DAY YOUR DAD DIED YOU FUCK

This morning I have mainly been impressed that my hot water bottle was still warm when I woke up. Black magic.

Since I've been using Masto as a weird pseudo private Twitter to vent I should probably go through and get rid of my sadposting if everyone's coming over huh

I think 'i piss all over my trampoline because trans women can't' might be the single most baffling thing I've ever read

Excited by all the people coming over from Twitter in the wake of The News to have a new opportunity to mute and unfollow me