@brennen

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computer unenthusiast.

probably moving to @brennen

#nobot

likesbirds
pronounshe/him
shoeswhen necessary
blow upyour tv
if anybody sees a follow request from @brennen, confirming that's me and i'm probably moving this account. going to make sure it seems like it'll _work_ before i bail on this one.
🟨 #squarch
still giving a fuck about an oxford comma.
🟧 #squarch
sometimes i do dishes and wind up staring at the cabinet where the tupperware goes for like a literal 10 or 15 minutes trying to work out the careful and deterministic set of rules by which i would know where in hell a particular small round lid Correctly lives.
you know there's a fresh thing of solder or a box of deck screws. you just don't know which carefully labeled toolbox inside which carefully labeled rubbermaid tub on which carefully labeled shelf it's at the bottom of, and if you tried to find out without asking, you'd disassemble half the household.
sometimes you just give up and buy a new one of whatever thing you're looking for because unlike the resident cache-oriented mammal, your mental model of the cache layout is woefully incomplete and months out of date.

there's this whole other thing though, that i seem to find in long term relationships. it's a subtype of tidy, i guess, or something like it. it's like sharing a warren with a small, efficient burrowing mammal that's particularly cache-oriented.

you wonder for months where, say, the handheld radios have gone and then one day you open a drawer and there they are, neatly tetrised in next to 15 batteries and several cameras.

we've probably all lived with messy people. some of us, i'm not in a place to judge here, have probably been messy people to live with.
ah, yes netflix, such "undiscovered gems" as the 2 or 3 most popular things ever published on your platform