Impressive!
He's managed to use 26 words, which combined are absolutely meaningless.

"Under the #Brexit deal, we have agreed to strike an ambitious new flexible and scalable relationship that allows us to combine resources worldwide for maximum impact."

Steve Barclay MP
Brexit Minister

#UK #EU #politics #buzzwords #guff

@fitheach Sir Humphrey Appleby approves of this statement, and congratulates the responsible civil servant for training his minister so well.
@gwmngilfen
Indeed.
We wouldn't want a minister to make any "controversial" statements, let alone any "courageous" statements.