If cyberpunk isn't real then how come a bunch of us have stupid haircuts, online alter egos we identify with more than our real names, alter our bodies and hate cops
People keep finding this post and flooding my notifs all over again :V
@Nerts sorry, but it's a Good Post

@Nerts Yes, hello. It's that time of the year again

Good luck 😊

@Nerts not to mention how we spend so much of our time and energy fighting fascists.
@Nerts walk around with HD cameras and voice agents in pocket computers that double as 3d headsets... that whole silk road thing. nation-state hackers, auctions for stolen data, electric cars, self driving cars, cyborgs (implants for hearing and sight loss), bitcoin, facial recognition surveillance cameras, 3d printers, eInk, drones with guns (military and civilian), 3d printed guns,
@Nerts corporate orbits (Do you use gsuite or o365?) instant DNA tests, hacked election machines, stuxnet, Kidnapping, Ransom, and Extortion insurance, ecigs. Databreach insurance. AR games.
@Nerts who said cyberpunk ain't real?? I pity the fool!
@Nerts normally I feel like we got a lame cyberpunk future, but this makes it feel a bit better. 
@Nerts my haircut is not stu... Actualy you may be right.
@Nerts furries are actually the real cyberpunk futur, we are so doomed D:
@bram @Nerts the first widespread non medical implants will be tails.
@Nerts Because we don't have the sweet augmentations yet.
@vyruem @Nerts Hey some people do, they're just expensive af

@fluxom_alt @Nerts

Okay, fair.

*I* don't have the sweet augmentations yet.

@Nerts trans furries are the ultimate cyberpunk 
@QueerGirlAudrey @Nerts Honestly, trans furries will eventually be relatively mundane as the cyberpunk future really takes off.
@urusan @Nerts trans furries *are* incredibly mundane ime
@Nerts Because punks are the only phylosophers who are right since the beginning.

@Nerts Okay but when we can jack the human brain into a Computer, everyone is gonna get Yaori running around in cyberspace like a Living Combofix.

Nobody's gonna say No to a Goodra that sounds like a BuddhaBot.

@Nerts who said cyberpunk isn't real? they lied
the only part that's not real is the cyborg tech
@Nerts Frost /is/ my real name! :3
@Nerts @IceWolf .m Your name is what you want to be called. Bonus points if lots of creatures use it. No gatekeeping what a ““real”” name is; that would be harmful.
@Nerts Based on a true story
@Nerts cyberpunk is literally the aesthetic of being poor in 2020