Non-Canon Homophobic Neopets NPC
If cyberpunk isn't real then how come a bunch of us have stupid haircuts, online alter egos we identify with more than our real names, alter our bodies and hate cops
Sep 9, 2018 at 8:28pmWeb
Show threadNon-Canon Homophobic Neopets NPCSep 22, 2019
People keep finding this post and flooding my notifs all over again :V
Show threadKaypar 🌷Sep 22, 2019
@Nerts sorry, but it's a Good Post
Show threadr҉ustic cy͠be̸rpu̵nk🤠🤖Dec 8, 2020

@Nerts Yes, hello. It's that time of the year again

Good luck 😊

Show threadKamiten, Cursed Feral Clown 🔜 NFC'26Sep 9, 2018
@Nerts This is a good post.
Show thread☀️Sep 9, 2018
@Nerts not to mention how we spend so much of our time and energy fighting fascists.
Show threadMrs Mouse at workSep 10, 2018
@Nerts walk around with HD cameras and voice agents in pocket computers that double as 3d headsets... that whole silk road thing. nation-state hackers, auctions for stolen data, electric cars, self driving cars, cyborgs (implants for hearing and sight loss), bitcoin, facial recognition surveillance cameras, 3d printers, eInk, drones with guns (military and civilian), 3d printed guns,
Show threadMrs Mouse at workSep 10, 2018
@Nerts corporate orbits (Do you use gsuite or o365?) instant DNA tests, hacked election machines, stuxnet, Kidnapping, Ransom, and Extortion insurance, ecigs. Databreach insurance. AR games.
Show thread🛄 chitter.xyzSep 10, 2018
@Nerts who said cyberpunk ain't real?? I pity the fool!
Show threadTargrus, Forever OrcSep 10, 2018
@Nerts normally I feel like we got a lame cyberpunk future, but this makes it feel a bit better. 
Show thread🚫Moved account, follow @lilovSep 10, 2018
@Nerts my haircut is not stu... Actualy you may be right.
Show threadBram 🦝Sep 10, 2018
@Nerts furries are actually the real cyberpunk futur, we are so doomed D:
Show threadKasil 💧Dec 9, 2020
@bram @Nerts the first widespread non medical implants will be tails.
Show threadVyruemSep 10, 2018
@Nerts Because we don't have the sweet augmentations yet.
Show threadCybertruck IsekaiSep 10, 2018
@vyruem @Nerts Hey some people do, they're just expensive af
Show threadVyruemSep 10, 2018

@fluxom_alt @Nerts

Okay, fair.

*I* don't have the sweet augmentations yet.

Show threadRollinWithJSep 10, 2018
@Nerts video games.
Show threadAudrey has movedSep 10, 2018
@Nerts trans furries are the ultimate cyberpunk ​
Show threadUrusanDec 8, 2020
@QueerGirlAudrey @Nerts Honestly, trans furries will eventually be relatively mundane as the cyberpunk future really takes off.
Show threadCryptolibertarian CatgirlDec 8, 2020
@urusan @Nerts trans furries *are* incredibly mundane ime
Show threadDani RamírezSep 10, 2018
@Nerts Because punks are the only phylosophers who are right since the beginning.
Show threadCabinet DergAug 16, 2019

@Nerts Okay but when we can jack the human brain into a Computer, everyone is gonna get Yaori running around in cyberspace like a Living Combofix.

Nobody's gonna say No to a Goodra that sounds like a BuddhaBot.

Show threadEfi (nap pet) 🦊💤Aug 16, 2019
@Nerts who said cyberpunk isn't real? they lied
the only part that's not real is the cyborg tech
Show threadFrost [moved]Dec 8, 2020
@Nerts Frost /is/ my real name! :3
Show threadMany Colors, Maybe MovedDec 9, 2020
@Nerts @IceWolf .m Your name is what you want to be called. Bonus points if lots of creatures use it. No gatekeeping what a ““real”” name is; that would be harmful.
Show threadUrusanDec 8, 2020
@Nerts Based on a true story
Show threadMathemagicianDec 8, 2020
@Nerts cyberpunk is literally the aesthetic of being poor in 2020