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@carmilla this aint it chief

@pbandkate betrayed........

@pbandkate @carmilla whoa kate. I thought you were cool.

@elchapo @carmilla i do not FUCK with grape juice

@pbandkate @elchapo grape juist doesn't want to be fucked. it wants to be cradled, gently sipped, and relished for its rich flavor and nutritious qualities

@carmilla @pbandkate @elchapo chief.

@mardiroos @pbandkate @elchapo m'lord

@carmilla @pbandkate @elchapo if anything could be less it, chief,

@carmilla @elchapo aw tbh that's all i want too

@pbandkate @elchapo see... you might not be so different after all

@carmilla @elchapo we despise that which is most like us

@carmilla @pbandkate @elchapo no that’s wine

@theinternet @pbandkate @elchapo wine is bootleg grape juice. dionysus. more like doucheysus

@carmilla @theinternet @pbandkate @elchapo grape juice is wine for people with a toddler's grasp of delayed gratification

@mardiroos @theinternet @pbandkate @elchapo that's what the romans thought and look where it got them. a fuckin pope

@carmilla @mardiroos @theinternet @pbandkate @elchapo hi the romans mixed fish sauce with their wine this has been your daily dose of classics

@secondary_world @carmilla @mardiroos @theinternet @elchapo uhhhhhhhhhhhh what the fuck

@pbandkate @secondary_world @carmilla @theinternet @elchapo they also used to eat fish they practically caught in the sewers

@mardiroos @secondary_world @carmilla @theinternet @elchapo no thank u please

@mardiroos @pbandkate @carmilla @theinternet @elchapo cloaca cloaca! Pray to the toilet god or else be full of caca Jesus Christ I’m sorry

@secondary_world @carmilla @mardiroos @pbandkate @elchapo I love you saying this with your avi. Fits perfectly

sags Aug 30, 2018

@secondary_world
Surely this was done as a sauce for their chicken nuggets and not as a drink, right
@carmilla @mardiroos @theinternet @pbandkate @elchapo

@secondary_world @carmilla @mardiroos @theinternet @pbandkate this is why the Roman Empire fell. forget the other stuff. it was the fish wine 100%.

@elchapo @secondary_world @mardiroos @theinternet @pbandkate FEW KNOW THIS

@elchapo @secondary_world @carmilla @mardiroos @pbandkate the empire fell because huge cannon balls can melt stone walls

@theinternet @elchapo @carmilla @mardiroos @pbandkate THIS IS A FUCKIN GOOD TAKE THE EMPIRE EXISTED UNTIL THE FALL OF CONSTANTINOPLE

@secondary_world @theinternet @elchapo @mardiroos @pbandkate empire of giant floppy dicks

@carmilla @theinternet @elchapo @mardiroos @pbandkate I can only understand this as a reference to the flaccid Latin Empire, so

@secondary_world @elchapo @carmilla @mardiroos @pbandkate CONSTANTINE XI LAST TRUE ROMAN EMPROR, NOT ROMULUS AUGUSTULUS

@theinternet @secondary_world @elchapo @carmilla @pbandkate there has never been a true roman emperor, LONG LIVE THE REPUBLIC

@mardiroos @theinternet @elchapo @carmilla @pbandkate “Sulla, you fool, you’ve destroyed the Republic!” —Plutarch, probably

Will Aug 30, 2018

@secondary_world @mardiroos @theinternet @elchapo @carmilla @pbandkate “Gaius Gracchus, you forgot the fish sauce, how are the populari supposed to drink all this Welch’s grape juice? You are no Tiberius.” - Suetonius, likely

@willoneill @secondary_world @mardiroos @theinternet @elchapo @carmilla @pbandkate

_&Aug 30, 2018

Today we are going to recreate ancient Roman cuisine, by mixing Manischewitz with surströmming.

Will Aug 30, 2018

@_ampersand @secondary_world @mardiroos @theinternet @elchapo @carmilla @pbandkate Closer to reality than I am comfortable with, that.

_&Aug 30, 2018

@secondary_world @carmilla @mardiroos @theinternet @pbandkate @elchapo If you're referring to garum, I don't think "fish sauce" adequately prepares moderns for what the hell that was (it was fermented fish puree).

@carmilla @theinternet @pbandkate anti wine takes are bad praxis, sad to say

@elchapo @carmilla @pbandkate yeah but have you heard about champagne? Hating champagne isn’t bad praxis

@pbandkate @carmilla what about wine aka spicy grape juice