grape juice boost if you agree
@carmilla this aint it chief
@pbandkate @carmilla whoa kate. I thought you were cool.
@elchapo @carmilla i do not FUCK with grape juice
@pbandkate @elchapo grape juist doesn't want to be fucked. it wants to be cradled, gently sipped, and relished for its rich flavor and nutritious qualities
@carmilla @pbandkate @elchapo no that’s wine
@theinternet @pbandkate @elchapo wine is bootleg grape juice. dionysus. more like doucheysus
@carmilla @theinternet @pbandkate @elchapo grape juice is wine for people with a toddler's grasp of delayed gratification
@mardiroos @theinternet @pbandkate @elchapo that's what the romans thought and look where it got them. a fuckin pope
@carmilla @mardiroos @theinternet @pbandkate @elchapo hi the romans mixed fish sauce with their wine this has been your daily dose of classics
@pbandkate @secondary_world @carmilla @theinternet @elchapo they also used to eat fish they practically caught in the sewers
@mardiroos @pbandkate @carmilla @theinternet @elchapo cloaca cloaca! Pray to the toilet god or else be full of caca Jesus Christ I’m sorry