seppogrape juice boost if you agree
knzkate@carmilla this aint it chief
"Online"@pbandkate @carmilla whoa kate. I thought you were cool.
@pbandkate @elchapo grape juist doesn't want to be fucked. it wants to be cradled, gently sipped, and relished for its rich flavor and nutritious qualities
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sam@carmilla @theinternet @pbandkate @elchapo grape juice is wine for people with a toddler's grasp of delayed gratification
@mardiroos @theinternet @pbandkate @elchapo that's what the romans thought and look where it got them. a fuckin pope
J. Pere Duchat@carmilla @mardiroos @theinternet @pbandkate @elchapo hi the romans mixed fish sauce with their wine this has been your daily dose of classics
@secondary_world @carmilla @mardiroos @theinternet @pbandkate this is why the Roman Empire fell. forget the other stuff. it was the fish wine 100%.
@elchapo @secondary_world @carmilla @mardiroos @pbandkate the empire fell because huge cannon balls can melt stone walls
@theinternet @elchapo @carmilla @mardiroos @pbandkate THIS IS A FUCKIN GOOD TAKE THE EMPIRE EXISTED UNTIL THE FALL OF CONSTANTINOPLE
@secondary_world @elchapo @carmilla @mardiroos @pbandkate CONSTANTINE XI LAST TRUE ROMAN EMPROR, NOT ROMULUS AUGUSTULUS
@theinternet @secondary_world @elchapo @carmilla @pbandkate there has never been a true roman emperor, LONG LIVE THE REPUBLIC
@mardiroos @theinternet @elchapo @carmilla @pbandkate “Sulla, you fool, you’ve destroyed the Republic!” —Plutarch, probably
Will@secondary_world @mardiroos @theinternet @elchapo @carmilla @pbandkate “Gaius Gracchus, you forgot the fish sauce, how are the populari supposed to drink all this Welch’s grape juice? You are no Tiberius.” - Suetonius, likely
_&@willoneill @secondary_world @mardiroos @theinternet @elchapo @carmilla @pbandkate
Today we are going to recreate ancient Roman cuisine, by mixing Manischewitz with surströmming.
@_ampersand @secondary_world @mardiroos @theinternet @elchapo @carmilla @pbandkate Closer to reality than I am comfortable with, that.