@carmilla this aint it chief

@pbandkate @carmilla whoa kate. I thought you were cool.

@elchapo @carmilla i do not FUCK with grape juice

@pbandkate @elchapo grape juist doesn't want to be fucked. it wants to be cradled, gently sipped, and relished for its rich flavor and nutritious qualities

@carmilla @pbandkate @elchapo no that’s wine

@theinternet @pbandkate @elchapo wine is bootleg grape juice. dionysus. more like doucheysus

@carmilla @theinternet @pbandkate @elchapo grape juice is wine for people with a toddler's grasp of delayed gratification

@mardiroos @theinternet @pbandkate @elchapo that's what the romans thought and look where it got them. a fuckin pope

@carmilla @mardiroos @theinternet @pbandkate @elchapo hi the romans mixed fish sauce with their wine this has been your daily dose of classics