thinking about some guy i met who was freaking out because “the moon’s been full for two weeks and nobody’s talking about it”
phil jitters
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no thank you
Novelty mug that says “free refills”
Novelty mug that says “humor me”
Novelty mug that says “say it don’t spray it”
Novelty mug that says “just got here”
Novelty mug that says “antidote”
Novelty mug that says “down the hatch”
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Novelty mug that says “humor me”
Novelty mug that says “say it don’t spray it”
Novelty mug that says “just got here”
Novelty mug that says “antidote”
Novelty mug that says “down the hatch”
1/x
People in LA are always going to their dad’s to give him the healing energies
ur communist boyfriendPeople in LA are always going to their dad’s to give him the healing energies
maddie's dead accountive been called the "citizen kane of posters" because all of my jokes sound like they were written in 1941
seppogrape juice boost if you agree
Rinkmy uncle works at monsanto and told me theyre making the watermelons even bigger this year
Buggin’ out by a tribe called quest has legit been going through my head for the last decade non stop. It is the ultimate ear worm