I have to admit to you all new people... I like pineapple on pizza, it's unironically my favourite kind. I like sweet taste mixed with meat, when I was a kid I'd eat sweet cookies with sausage.
@Gargron eugen no
@helldude @Gargron sorry T, in this case Eugen is correct. Pineapple, pepperoni, jalapeño for the ideal pie
@seeLukeTri omg... this is the perfect trifecta and what i order all the time
@catgoat @seeLukeTri I have not partaken of this particular combination but I SHALL.
@Gargron I'm leaving this hellsite now thanks jörgen
@Gargron Eugen this is the correct opinion, thank you
@Gargron my fav. burger place does one with guava paste as a topping, it's so good
@Gargron good job eugen, now people are gonna leave this website

@Gargron Ok, this crosses the line!

/s :p

@Gargron ...okay now you have me extremely curious about sausage cookies.

I've heard of bacon ice cream so why the heck not.

@Gargron My best friend likes sausage and grape jelly sandwiches.
@Gargron ok i dunno about part two but part one is good and i support you
@Gargron sweet and salty: two great tastes brought together 😋
@Gargron hell yeah, pineapple is the best pizza

@Chinchillazilla @Gargron

admitting that pineapple pizza whips is the only true "red pill" out there.

@Gargron mastodon is not ready for this war
@Gargron This should have.come with a CW!
@Gargron I was with you until the cookie/sausage. I'm not saying I wouldn't try it, but...
@Gargron Thats how we do it Australia dude, have you ever had it on a hamburger next level 🍍 🍔
@Gargron when i was little i always put maple syrup on my bacon & sausage and now i still do but with facon and snausage. I like pizza JUST with pineapple.
@Gargron This is the correct take and I will die with you on this hill.
@Gargron My first toot shall be to honor and validate this blessed very correct opinion
@Gargron there is nothing wrong with it don't believe the lies
@gargron  It is the devil's work
@Gargron please further describe sweet cookies w sausage??

@Gargron I was going to allow this until you said "sweet cookies with sausage."

Now get out

@Gargron glad to hear you're right about yet another thing
@Gargron what's the opposite of a milkshake duck
@Gargron Glad to see someone spreading the good word.
@Gargron everyday I find more reasons to like you
@Gargron why so much people hate pineapple pizza, I like it too.
@Gargron Mastodon confirmed good. :pizza_pineapple:
@Gargron Pork n' Pineapple sausage is a thing, I used to make 300lbs of it per week in my teens for an old job. It is virtually the essence of what makes 'Hawaiian' pizza. Also, who can say no to syrup on sausage; perhaps I dont like if it accidentally mixes with my ketchup.
@Gargron "You Should Try My Ex-Wife's Pineapple Ham Balls" is not only a sincere suggestion based on your gastronomic tastes but also the tour show title of any random mainstream stand-up comedian with tired, problematic content.
@Gargron please tell us you were hacked
@Gargron and the war begins, way 2 go Eugen.
@Gargron Pineapple on pizza IS good! People are just mean.
@Gargron that’s okay, you’re valid and loved, Eugen, this is a safe space! 💛
@Gargron I knew it was too good to be true. Blocked and reported.