diogenes of sinope would be on mastodon were he alive today.

he liked to:

- troll the academy
- crank his hog in public
- shit in public
- tell emperors to fuck off out of his light
- shitpost to random strangers in the street (trying to find and honest man with a lantern lol)
- loved dogs, thought people should live more like dogs
- probably smoked weed