im the hell dude

twitter jack: we have developed a new feature that tazes you if you block a brand account

toot jack: i was up all night making you guys a new emoji of pirates kissing

Aug 17, 2018 at 12:07pmWeb
Show threadGetinthebackofthevan!Aug 17, 2018
@helldude Eugen is strong and good and he is my friend
Show threadGetinthebackofthevan!Aug 17, 2018
@helldude I think he pretty much HAS to be but still
Show threadSvenAug 17, 2018
@helldude :arrrotic:
Show threadjessicaAug 17, 2018
@helldude I thought it would be boring with no chuds to needle but it’s nice here. Maybe I don’t have to be a bad person online.
Show threadDan MAug 17, 2018
@helldude their names are twitter eugen and toot eugen, please do not disparage the elephant site
Show threadKarl Heinz HäsliprinzAug 17, 2018
@dan_nailed @helldude so right, I just posting tons of Mastodon Links over at Twitter, no need to spam the feature-list forum...
Ha, the UX over here will be SOOOO much better, I can't believe it. Finally open source is winning.
Show threadLeger-Felicite Snorlax 🔎🏴Aug 17, 2018
@dan_nailed @helldude I do not want to insult Eugen by comparing him to Jack
Show threadjammyAug 17, 2018
@helldude I was up all night making a set of law cop and Rich lather kissing emojis
Show threadBofa HorsemanAug 17, 2018
@pajamawitch @helldude Law Cop and Rich Lather were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and it looked at me.
Show threadThe Singing BushAug 17, 2018
@helldude gonna be honest here the phrase "toot jack" is upsetting
Show threadPrebiotic Petri BeatsAug 17, 2018
@thesingingbush @helldude who's jacking toots?
Show threadglennfinitoAug 17, 2018
@helldude he's more of a tootspace tom
Show threadshaggy ringtones Aug 17, 2018
@glennfinito @helldude
toom
Show threadRootin' Tootin' & Scaramuccin'Aug 17, 2018
@helldude
Show threadDamnable BearAug 17, 2018
@helldude y'awwww, that shivers me timbers
Show threadAnthony B,Aug 17, 2018
@helldude twiiter Jack: what if we made it like 5% less Nazi
🐘 Jack: hey you can read japanese right
Show threadBrewknollAug 17, 2018

@helldude
Twitter: things are bad and it's what we deserve.

Mastodon: things are nice and it's what we deserve?

Show threadvoronoi potatoAug 17, 2018
@helldude 
Show threadhalf-aspirationalAug 17, 2018
@helldude tazes? come on, i refuse to do any such thing on jack's behalf.
Show threadFeloniousBunkAug 17, 2018
@helldude I'm still swooning over tootjack's  the superiour seize engine.
Show threadKRISPY SCREAMAug 17, 2018
@helldude congrats on being the biggest tooter so fast
Show threadMara, Technopact WarlockAug 18, 2018
@helldude cw please
I know this is intended to be funny, but a lot of people here find even jokes about Twitter and/or capitalism stressful