i think fruit bats are technically dogs

Might fuck around and support my friends

ill never break into normal twitter now

Eric Andre saying "I'm too young to remember 9/11" and then he takes off his sunglasses and his eyes are the Twin Towers. I made this up but it honestly could have been a real bit he did.

Jacobout

cancelling and uncancelling myself faster than the naked eye can see, I blur in and out of validity

@Mosie the last week of august is the monday of summer