Oh, look! Another archeological #clickbait saga from the depths of a digital dumpster fire 🔥🗑️. Apparently, a Nubian king's long-lost Yelp review has been rescued, but don't worry, the servers are blocking your royal curiosity with impeccable efficiency 🚫👑.
https://phys.org/news/2026-02-arabic-document-17th-century-rubbish.html #archeology #digitaldumpsterfire #NubianKing #YelpReview #royalcuriosity #HackerNews #ngated
Arabic document from 17th-century rubbish heap confirms existence of semi-legendary Nubian king

A recent study published in Azania: Archaeological Research in Africa explores new historical evidence of one of pre-colonial Dongola's earliest rulers. Previously considered semi-legendary, the discovery of a document in which orders were issued in the name of King Qashqash provides evidence of his existence and details his social interactions, rulership, and the Arabization of Dongola in the Funj period.

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https://www.reddit.com/r/SideProject/comments/1p06e1v/launched_reviewgenai_micro_saas_for_googleyelp/

This hedgehog gave me a one star Yelp review:

"This is NOT all you can eat! And they allow guests with flea infestations, so unsanitary!"

#hedgehog #primadonna #yelpreview #complaint #notahappycustomer #itchy #egel #urbanwildlife #nature #wildlife #trailcam

#HouseSalad

Yelp can be hilarious.

"Yoooo I am SPEECHLESS at the amount of carrots, canned olives, pickles and raisins (??????) you put in this house salad. I am struggling to come up with enough words to be able to post this review. All these carrots. All these damn carrots. WHY??????"

#TakeOutWednesday #YelpReview

I just published The Barking Dog Roasters, a yelpish review of a lovely little coffee shop in Boyes Hot Springs, CA: https://medium.com/@joeschmuck/barking-dog-roasters-fe0ba060973f

#sonoma #california #yelpreview #coffee #restaurantreview

Over the past week, I've had flu. Here is my Yelp review:
"No where near as awful as covid, but definitely wouldn't visit again ★☆☆☆☆"

#flu #health #yelp #yelpreview #isyelpevenonmastodon #hashtag

It had to be said.

#yelp
#yelpreview
#mcdonalds

Wesley F.'s review of Sweet Treats Bakery

This is an amazing restaurant, and we can't wait to come back! I had the Cuban sandwich, which was…

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Yikes #Yelp!

Most useful #YelpReview ever!

Louis Rossmann has testified in international court cases as an expert witness and before the U.S. Congress. He's not the guy to jerk around. He's not asking for special treatment, he just doesn't wanted to be extorted (since fixed), and he'd like to change his place of business' address. That's not a big ask.

https://youtu.be/gQAAauJlPq0

Yelp is the pettiest company of all time

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