I wonder if elephants know they can't jump. Do you think they see other animals jumping and think "that looks fun" and then get disappointed when they try to do it and can't?
Maybe they discuss it. "Hey Gulu (random elephant name that came to my head. Sorry if it means something bad in some languages), can you do that all feet off the floor at the same time thing?"
"Nope, tried for hours and just sort of stood there grunting"

#pondering #elephants #lifesmysteries #weirdthoughts

I wonder how hard it is to get an Uber to pick someone up in a cemetery at 1 AM...

#WeirdThoughts

#WeirdThoughts
*Imagining a dance choreography to Snaky Puppy/Metropole Orkest "Waves upon Waves"*

As much as I like to hate AI tech, I just had a “conversation” with ChatGPT asking to explain how “assault marriage “ would look like.

I then asked it to make it capitalistic society. The response was fascinating. The more I read, the more I could relate to the current state of things.

This could definitely happen in the future if humanity continues to fall from grace.

This brings me to the point of religion so I asked it to assume the society has religious extremism. It was at this point where it took a weird turn but it was fun nonetheless.

#diary #weirdthoughts #AICrap

When you realize that if you put your arms out and put your legs apart you're pretty close to the same shape as a starfish.

#randomness
#weirdthoughts

If your life was narrated by a horror movie villain… who would it be? 🎙️🔪
#WeirdThoughts #HorrorHumor #FoggyJack13

I like #SteamPunk. I like #SolarPunk. But I’d really LOVE to have #BrutalistPunk naked, CO2 neutral concrete. Curved and straight lines. Rectangular elements with a 1:4-6 ratio. With cozy, rounded furniture in dark blue and silver. #WeirdThoughts

Pictures from https://www.archdaily.com/941860/renovation-of-a-brutalist-house-in-brazil-arquitecnika

Renovation of a Brutalist House in Brazil / Arquitécnika

Completed in 2019 in Brasília, Brazil. Images by Edgard Cesar. Led by architect Lutero Leme, from the Arquitécnika studio, in Brasília, the project aimed for the revitalization of a Brutalist residence, built in...

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Resistance thoughts #2

I can't be the only person who's wondered what's in Trump & Musk's pee. Somebody out there must be angling to get some samples and see what combo of meth and ketamine they find. Therefore, the fashtastic duo must have protocols and security around their pee and poop.

This is a bizarre thought.

#resistance #defecation #poop #pee #drugtest #uspol #weirdthoughts

Using the pedegg on some calluses and thinking about how I'm grating my foot like a ripe parm.
#WeirdThoughts