Tonight in #ttants #thingsthatarenotthesame: air purifier, air fryer. #outofcontexttheater
Large Language Model
Less Lethal Munition
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Today in #thingsthatarenotthesame #ttants: misreading locksmith as "cocksmith". #nsfw #probably #lol

Today in #ttants (things that are not the same): chocolate milk, taco bell.

(Listen idek either.)

Tfw spouse is trying to sign one thing but their hands sign another, and they don't realise, so then we have mutually confused the fuck out of each other.

(This evening's #ttants (things that are not the same): meds, keys. This mix up makes slightly more sense in distracted ASL.)

Today in words that aren't the same: irradiate, eradicate. #ttants #fictweeting

#ThingsThatAreNotTheSame #TTANTS thanks dyslexia:

induced, influenced.

#ttants: viral, virile. The former where you mean the latter throws me right into snickering instead of owo smut. #fictweeting

today's #ThingsThatAreNotTheSame #TTANTS is brought to you by my being terminally online, and as always, my dyslexia:

shifting, shitposting