<*eyes fic*> mmm and how many traffic laws would he have to violate to do that??

(Hint: unless it's off-peak AND you're speeding, you probably can't make it from the VA side of DC to [unspecified location] in Baltimore in an hour-ish. Yes, it's physically circa 80 miles. The traffic hellhole that is DC is *absolutely awful*, 0/10, avoid whenever possible. Do the loop around Atlanta, preferably; or go drive around Ohio. I hate both of those so you know. My feelings about DC traffic are Enormous.)

No one understanding geography or traffic patterns of major metropolitan centers outside of the Maybe one they're familiar with will kill your setting realism. Also, don't trust google maps for static traffic data; it'll be wrong/outdated again within 2 minutes, nevermind at whatever remove you're using it on timeline wise. #fictweeting

Well that was a 1-2 k.o. to my feels lol thanks fic. #fictweeting
No apparently it just doesn't want to load that author page... 🀷🏻 #fictweeting
<*prods ao3*> r u brokened #fictweeting
If you're gonna write interspecies breeding then don't be a coward, write the smut too! #fictweeting #givemethedragonfucking #nsfwtags
"Thorin Oakenshield: King Under a Massive Pile of Guilt and Self-Loathing" this tag just made me wheeze-laugh. Also: that's just canon tho. 🀣🀣 #fictweeting
*everything is chemicals* if you mean nothing synthetic that's a different phrasing entirely. #fictweeting
"no beta we die like my gpa" rip to your grades, author, lmao. #fictweeting
.... okay THAT is the least realistic I've ever read but go off. #fictweeting
These motherfuckersssss aaaaaaaa #fictweeting