"... is that a turkey? Please don't be a turkey." #outofcontexttheater
"Dear past-[name], where did you put Tuesday?" #outofcontexttheater #shenanigans
"We will have a new octopus next week." #outofcontexttheater #shenanigans
"[Ravioli] is a noodle sandwich." #outofcontexttheater #shenanigans

#OutOfContextTheater for D&D:

"So we have to break into the royal chambers because that's where the excretion happens."

"Apparently today is 'explore your world with your tongue' day." #outofcontexttheater #shenanigans
Tonight in #ttants #thingsthatarenotthesame: air purifier, air fryer. #outofcontexttheater

"Dear Guava, peanut butter pretzel bites do not have processed meat."

#outofcontexttheater #shenanigans

"Why am I putting more fingernails in it??" #outofcontexttheater #shenanigans