My toxic trait is being an insufferable asshole.

(Am I doing this trope correctly?)

#toxicTrait

My #ToxicTrait is the venom glands connected to small hollow spurs on my hind legs that, while not leathal to humans, can be very painful.
Like most toxic traits, this was handed down from my ancestors, not a unique development of my own.
#Playpus #shitpost

My #ToxicTrait is blindly eating whatever crumbs or specks of things I find in my bed

I've accidentally eaten dog treat crumbs, lint, and some chalky thing I still don't know what it was

My #ToxicTrait is buying magazines at checkout stands and then never reading them. On my nightstand are 4 TIME magazines and one Night of the Living Dead 55th anniversary magazine. I haven't cracked open a single one.

I mean well.

#ADHD
#DAVE
#DopamineAttentionVariabiltyExecutiveDysfunction
#LoveToRead
#amreading
#bookstodon

my #ToxicTrait is that I've never done anything to the shape of my eyebrows except pluck stray hairs and I brag about it inside my head

#BeautyTrends
#Y2KAesthetic

my #ToxicTrait is forgetting to eat lunch and then at 2:40pm wondering why I have a headache 😑

#ADHD
#ActuallyADHD
#YesIAmGettingFoodNow

@ProcterGamble + #conflictpalmoil = #landgrabs, #rainforest destruction and #climatechaos. The easy fix for this #toxictrait? Cutting problematic producers from your supply chain, stat.
My #toxictrait is knowing the exact location of your wife and children