Me: [squatting on the sidewalk grunting and sweating]

Bestie: It'll never fit.

Benson: [trying to run into the street]

Me: It'll fit!!

Bestie: I don't think it will fit, Delia.

Me: GAH. It needs to FIT. *squat squat grunt grunt*

Reader, it fits.

#MyToxicTrait #TodaysWin

@addmen #MyToxicTrait is blindly assuming that whatever I thought about a person within the first 5 seconds is correct