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Egg Jan 10, 2023

“But have you heard about Mark Kay?” #thingsitoldthetelemarketer

Bram Diederik aka daft_dutch Jan 10, 2023

#ThingsIToldTheTelemarketer i juist dail 9 on my phone. And the number gets blackisted on my #asterisk voip server. The current and future calls are redirected to my #homeassistant, which picks up the phone. Tells the caller that the number is blacklisted. Gives a quote of the day and gives an option to file a complaint at my voicemail.

Short Stack Fella Jan 10, 2023

#thingsitoldthetelemarketer

“Thank God you called, and not a moment too soon! My kid has been stuck somewhere in our air ducts for weeks! We throw food down to him but we can’t get him out.

So….just how powerful is your ‘duct-vacuum’?”

Audrey Greathouse - Author Jan 10, 2023

#thingsitoldthetelemarketer

What kind of house do you want?... How am I suppose to get you a great house? ... What do you want from ME? ... No, I don't know anything about Audrey or her awesome house.

FrancoCaruso Jan 10, 2023

#thingsitoldthetelemarketer

I can't talk right now but if you call back tonight and ask for my wife, she'll be more happy to talk to you.

Rage Against Leaves Jan 10, 2023

#thingsitoldthetelemarketer

Im behind you

Parkton Jan 10, 2023

#ThingsIToldTheTelemarketer

Me (in a whispered voice): “How do you get blood out of the carpet. I mean…a LOT of blood?”

Me: “No, you can’t speak to my husband. He’s not permitted to leave the basement. We haven’t seen him in years.”

Me: “Sorry, we’re in the middle of our breakfast (lunch, dinner). Why don’t you give me your home number and I’ll call you back after we’ve finished. Oh, you can’t give me your home #? Then why are you calling mine?”