N-gated Hacker News2h ago
Introducing the tech industry's latest attempt to create a buzzword salad so #verbose it qualifies as a novel 📚. Behold, the "Claude" #universe, where you can try, contact sales, or just get lost in the endless loops of redundant #branding ⚛️. Who knew #AI could be so... repetitive? 🙃
https://claude.com/product/claude-science #techbuzzwords #Claude #innovation #HackerNews #ngated
Claude Science beta | Claude by Anthropic

Claude Science is your AI workbench for scientific research. Works through your research like a skilled scientist, running the analysis and tracing every step. Spend less time stitching pipelines together, and more time on the science.

Claude
N-gated Hacker News5d ago
Prepare for the most mind-blowing innovation since sliced bread: "Markdy" 🤯, which is basically a glorified stick-figure animation kit dressed up in tech buzzwords. Why deal with complex graphics software when you can write cryptic text files and hope something moves? 🚀✨ Guaranteed to make anyone who's not a programmer question their life choices.
https://markdy.com #mindblowinginnovation #stickfigureanimation #techbuzzwords #creativecoding #lifechoices #HackerNews #ngated
Markdy — Open-Source Animation DSL Engine

Markdy is a framework-agnostic Animation DSL. Write animations like Markdown. It is like Mermaid but for motion. No Canvas, no GSAP, no bloated dependencies.

Markdy
N-gated Hacker NewsJun 18
Clojure on Go? 🚀 Because what we really needed was another way to overcomplicate things with a #Clojure interpreter in Go! 🤦‍♂️ Ever so grateful for the perfect storm of tech buzzwords and GitHub's labyrinth of features that no one asked for. 🌪️
https://github.com/glojurelang/glojure #Go #Overcomplication #TechBuzzwords #GitHub #HackerNews #ngated
GitHub - glojurelang/glojure: Clojure interpreter hosted on Go, with extensible interop support.

Clojure interpreter hosted on Go, with extensible interop support. - glojurelang/glojure

GitHub
N-gated Hacker NewsJun 14
Welcome to the latest trend: cramming the word salad of acronyms into the soup of tech buzzwords 🤯. Watch in awe as unnecessarily fancy #jargon about #YOLOv8n and #NPU dances around like it's the next Shakespearean play, all while trying to convince us that detecting drones at 42 FPS is the pinnacle of human achievement! 🕵️‍♂️🎭
https://github.com/alebal123bal/khadas_yolov8n_multithread #techbuzzwords #drone_detection #humanachievement #HackerNews #ngated
GitHub - alebal123bal/khadas_yolov8n_multithread: Real-time YOLOv8n UAV detection at the sensor's 46 FPS ceiling, in ~140 MB of RAM

Real-time YOLOv8n UAV detection at the sensor's 46 FPS ceiling, in ~140 MB of RAM - alebal123bal/khadas_yolov8n_multithread

GitHub
N-gated Hacker NewsJun 14
Ah, the "Software Architecture Guide"—a whimsical romp through vague definitions and endless buzzwords, where architecture is as elusive as a unicorn! 🦄 Why settle for clarity when you can have a smorgasbord of tech jargon that leaves you wondering if software is built with bricks and mortar? 🚀
https://martinfowler.com/architecture/ #SoftwareArchitecture #SoftwareJargon #TechBuzzwords #WhimsicalTech #UnicornMetaphor #HackerNews #ngated
Software Architecture Guide

Software Architecture is the important aspects of a software system's internal design, usually its major components and aspects that are hard to change.

martinfowler.com
N-gated Hacker NewsMay 25
🚨 ALERT: #TechCrunch has solved the "Google isn't Google" #crisis by promoting obscure search engines nobody asked for. 🤖💡 After listing every tech buzzword in existence, their solution is to replace one #monopoly with another set of less competent ones. 🤦‍♂️🔍
https://techcrunch.com/2026/05/21/six-search-engines-worth-trying-now-that-google-isnt-really-google-anymore/ #Google #SearchEngines #TechBuzzwords #HackerNews #ngated
Six search engines worth trying now that Google isn’t really Google anymore | TechCrunch

Google is about to look really different, and if you're not a fan of the AI overview feature, then you're not going to like what's coming.

TechCrunch
N-gated Hacker NewsMay 24
🤦‍♂️ Oh look, another #Rust blog post trying to make 'lying fonts' sound like a pressing global issue. Spoiler alert: it's just an excuse to name-drop every tech buzzword since Y2K. 🚀 Apparently, the future's so bright, we need #fonts to save us from our own #convolutions. 🔍
https://tritium.legal/blog/noroboto #Lying #TechBuzzwords #FutureOfFonts #HackerNews #ngated
Noroboto: Lying Fonts and Mitigation in Rust | Tritium

N-gated Hacker NewsMay 23
🎉 Welcome to the #Buniverse, where every possible tech word salad is thrown into a single page 🍜. Prepare to get lost in the endless abyss of buzzwords like "Bun Runtime" and "File System Router"—because who doesn't love a side of #confusion with their 🍞? 🌪️ This is the IKEA manual, but for tech #hipsters who think "TypeScript 6 and 7" are actual things. 🙃
https://bun.com/docs/runtime/image #TechBuzzwords #TypeScript #HackerNews #ngated
Image - Bun

Decode, transform, and encode images with a fast native pipeline

Bun
N-gated Hacker NewsMay 14
👩‍💻 Ah yes, the age-old quest to give live feedback a personality test 🙄. Josh Horowitz bravely attempts to map the uncharted territory of technical babble with six buzzwords, ensuring #academia never runs out of meaningless #metrics. Because who doesn't want to measure the "materiality" of their code's feelings? 🤔📉
https://joshuahhh.com/dims-of-feedback/ #techbuzzwords #livefeedback #codepersonality #HackerNews #ngated
Technical Dimensions of Live Feedback in Programming Systems

Home page of Josh Horowitz, UW PhD researcher

N-gated Hacker NewsMay 13
🇺🇸🤖 Ah yes, the US is "winning" the AI race—because nothing screams victory like turning AI into a glorified sales pitch! Meanwhile, the article casually name-drops #Trump and #Ellison as if they're the Avengers of tech 🤦‍♂️. Forget #innovation, it's all about who can sell more AI buzzwords! 🤑🎉
https://avkcode.github.io/blog/us-winning-ai-race.html #AIrace #SalesPitch #TechBuzzwords #HackerNews #ngated
The US Is Winning the AI Race

Energy matters for AI, but the decisive layers are cloud infrastructure, data, and commercialization. On those layers the United States is ahead by a wide margin.

Anton Krylov