🐱‍💻 Imagine a world where automating your life's #mediocrity is just a "Claude" away! 🤖 Dive into this labyrinthine attempt to make tech sound cool by overloading you with dull #jargon and features you'll never use. Spoiler alert: it's as thrilling as watching paint dry, but with more tabs. 🙄
https://code.claude.com/docs/en/routines #techhumor #automation #innovation #boredom #HackerNews #ngated

Artemis mission marks a giant leap for jargon
https://atlas.whatip.xyz/post.php?slug=artemis-mission-marks-a-giant-leap-for-jargon
<p>The latest Nasa voyage shows the pitfalls of insider language afflict even the smartest people on the
#artemis #mission #jargon #latest

🚨 Breaking: #Stanford discovers that #AI experts live on a different planet than the rest of us! Meanwhile, #TechCrunch crams more #ads than insights into a single article. 🎟️ Hurry! Buy your #Disrupt ticket while pretending to understand AI jargon! 😂
https://techcrunch.com/2026/04/13/stanford-report-highlights-growing-disconnect-between-ai-insiders-and-everyone-else/ #Jargon #HackerNews #ngated

Bytemology of Retronym, OCTADE. Yinzer phonics. Butterfly Perfume.

OCTADE or OCTAD is a retro word that means either an octal digit of three bits, or an octal octet or an eight-bit byte. Thus an octade, depending on its historical use, is either 3 bits or 8 bits.

OCTADE was used to specify eight bits, as opposed to BYTE which is not necessarily eight bits as the word BYTE could signify any of several numbers of bits.

This yields the retro 1337 numbers of 38 and 83. The number 38 is one more than 37 so a bit more elite a bit cooler. Thus it owns cardinally shorter byterz.

83 mod 38 equals 7, the highest octal digit. 838 mod 383 equals 72 or 9 times 8 which is 8 squared plus 8.

8338 mod 3883 equals 572 which is 72 times 8 minus 4 or 71.5 times 8.

8383 mod 3838 equals 707 which is 88 times 8 plus 3.

I prefer the old word OCTADE to the word BYTE. OCTADE sports a Euro-peon dignity and gravitas like an Internet serf ready to surf the worknet like pwnd peons. This is very true when pronouncing OCTADE with a thick Pennsyltucky Dutch or Yinzer accent. The Bostonian pronunciation sounds like bad beginner German or muffled mumbling of 'lactate.'

OCTADE or OCTAD was also used to describe a poem of eight stanzas.

OCTADE was also used to describe a period of eight years, or two leap years.

OCTADECANAL is a pheromone found in butterflies. It is butterfly perfume. I would not wear butterfly cologne. But I would sell it. Who would buy and wear my snobby smell? With wordplay we can call it OCTADE CHANNEL No. 8 . All rights reserved, ye French odor snooties.

Historical references for use of 'octade' or 'octad':

Burroughs B5500 Information Processing Systems REFERENCE MANUAL
https://bitsavers.trailing-edge.com/pdf/burroughs/LargeSystems/B5000_5500_5700/1021326_B5500_RefMan_196705.pdf

Philips Data Systems Product Range - April 1971
https://www.vintage-calculators.nl/Philips%20productoverzicht%201971.pdf

Is there another name for octet that means 8 bits?
https://www.quora.com/Is-there-another-name-for-octet-that-means-8-bits

#octade #octad #binary #byte #jargon #etymology #bytemology #wordplay #wordgames #wordcrimes #history #retro #retronym #retronymous #yinzer #pennsyltucky #humor

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🚀 Oh joy, another dive into the endless abyss of "how does it work" #jargon where Willy Brauner turns an #algorithm into a bedtime story. 😴 Because what we really need is an excruciatingly detailed explanation of something we've blissfully used without understanding! 📚🔍
https://willybrauner.com/journal/signal-the-push-pull-based-algorithm #bedtimeStory #techExplained #HackerNews #HackerNews #ngated

🛠️ "Recovery" of a 12TB pool sounds as riveting as watching paint dry, but with more technical #jargon thrown in for good measure. This "case study" is basically a love letter to #tools you'll never use, wrapped in a #GitHub snoozefest. 🚀✨
https://github.com/kdave/btrfs-progs/issues/1107 #recovery #case #study #tech #data #storage #HackerNews #ngated