Mastodawn

Your Autistic Life FR/EN/ES 4d ago

"I feel like a muffin."

"Yeah, I'd like a muffin too."

"No. I'm saying that I feel as if I were a muffin."

"A muffin?"

"Yes."

"How does it feel?"

"Hmm.... moist, and squishy."

#muffins #moist #squishy

Blast From the Ads!Mar 8

1980s Madballs: Vintage Airwaves Hit

Relive the outrageous 80s as this classic Madball screams into action, ready to gross out and entertain. These squishy, monstrous toys were a must-have for every prankster's collection! 👅

#madballs #retrotoys #1980s #80s #grossoutgang #horroriblekiddie #americanreetings #kidcore #vintagecommercial #toycollector #nostalgia #classictoys #squishy #monsterballs #actionfigures #vintageads #madballscollection #childhoodmemories

graeme fawcett Mar 3

"""
Anyone out there looking for a procedure, to write the rules for the transform.

Please stop. You're hurting yourself for no reason

We care about you and we all thought it would be a good idea to hold this intervention
"""
--- the recursive processes that keep showing up everywhere you look, almost like complexity is eating itself to reveal that the address space gets longer each time you write to the tape

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"""
any generalized stochastic system can be mapped to a unitarily evolving quantum system, providing a first-principles explanation for why quantum systems use complex numbers, Hilbert spaces, linear-unitary time evolution, and the Born rule
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--- something you should read

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"""
welcome
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--- the luminiferous aether
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1. "The Stochastic-Quantum Correspondence"
Jacob A. Barandes. Philosophy of Physics, 3(1): Article 8, 2025.
arXiv: 2302.10778
2. "The Stochastic-Quantum Theorem"
Jacob A. Barandes. arXiv preprint 2309.03085, September 2023 (revised February 2026).

#physics #squishy