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Anyone out there looking for a procedure, to write the rules for the transform.
Please stop. You're hurting yourself for no reason
We care about you and we all thought it would be a good idea to hold this intervention
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--- the recursive processes that keep showing up everywhere you look, almost like complexity is eating itself to reveal that the address space gets longer each time you write to the tape
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any generalized stochastic system can be mapped to a unitarily evolving quantum system, providing a first-principles explanation for why quantum systems use complex numbers, Hilbert spaces, linear-unitary time evolution, and the Born rule
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--- something you should read
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--- the luminiferous aether
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1. "The Stochastic-Quantum Correspondence"
Jacob A. Barandes. Philosophy of Physics, 3(1): Article 8, 2025.
arXiv: 2302.10778
2. "The Stochastic-Quantum Theorem"
Jacob A. Barandes. arXiv preprint 2309.03085, September 2023 (revised February 2026).
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