absentee doyers fanI like yuki bc he gives us #ShortKings hope that i too can be an NBA star hanging out with Ja Morant (im 5 inches shorter than him and can’t ball at all)
Esp 💜
ladychelseaofthevoidincels: women only like 6'4 chads with 12-inch dicks
rather have a short king, average-sized dadbod guy who makes me laugh so hard i snort, makes me come, and actually loves and respects me.
incels: I--
nonononoNO. I said "respects me", not "blames me for the perceived decline of masculinity and you not getting your dick wet"
imagine, if you will, just respecting women and being a decent person
incel: WOKECUCK FAT SLUT
enjoy being alone
#wokecuckfatslut #isagoodbandname #men #fragilemasculinity #incels #shortkings
semibad(The eagle-eyed among you may notice that the more traditional guardsmen are joined by some 90's Escher gangers and a couple of 2E box-set space marines – he decided to take the extra 4 troopers and that's what we had with the appropriate eye level 😜)
Rushputin
Retweets of PreeyaPeak short kinging 👑
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RT @Mae_DayJ
I've been laughing over this for ten minutes
#shortkings
https://twitter.com/Mae_DayJ/status/1628291388055093248
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RT @Mae_DayJ
I've been laughing over this for ten minutes
#shortkings
https://twitter.com/Mae_DayJ/status/1628291388055093248
🦇 Jennie Rigg 🏳️🌈 (she/her)Have finished my first book of the new year (was not a very arduous one)
#Books #Bookstodon #NoodleThePug #ShortKings
#Books #Bookstodon #NoodleThePug #ShortKings
Cortex Forge: Synapse StormThat penalty was for short kings across the globe #riseup #shortkings
who is morgan@pizza what about shortgeese 😔 #shortkings
HATERCATIt seems most of the cicadas left are shorter, smaller,, and squatter. Tbis does not surprise me #shortkings