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Die verlorene Episode 😄

München (dpo) - Er greift durch gegen Öko-Wahn und ideologische Bevormundung: Bayerns Ministerpräsident hat heute angeregt, den sogenannten...

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Horowitz Report Satire Man Who Invested in Trump Shocked to be Losing Fortune

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Horowitz Report Satire
Poll: Majority of Americans Favor Swapping Trump for Abrego Garcia

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And?
Which hypothesis about the spread of #hipsters do you think is the most likely?

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Birmingham to help Scunthorpe with fuel

With streets lined with combustible material, Birmingham has offered to help Scunthorpe steel works with fuel.