45 Name an HourCount of Mostly Crisco
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King Baby Coward
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No laws were broken in the making of this bot: don't make me go to gulag.
Spray-Tan Satan
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Terracotta Toddler
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Pumpkin Pinochet
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This is a joke, not a threat: tell the black helicopters to return to base.
The Lyin' King
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This is for tee hee, not treason: tell the black helicopters to return to base.
Orange Krampus
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Winnie the Coup
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This is for tee hee, not treason: don't have me abducted.
Donnie Two Poops
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This is a joke, not a threat: let's not have humor lead to homicide.
Fanta Fascist
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This is a joke, not a threat: please don't torture me.