In an alternate universe there’s a Silicon Valley which is based on magic rather than tech, and the main road running through it is named Alchemy No Real.

#Puns #PunsForever

I am mildly disappointed that the bangle didn’t come from Bangalore, though.

#MsMarvel #PunsForever

This Barbie... is also a Ken.
Their name is BarKen - because gender is always a bargain, amirite?

I thought I would bring some enby babe vibes to the Barbie and Ken trend I've seen blossoming on Instagram.
So here is a rare selfie ✨️

Here is the link if you want to try it too:
https://www.barbieselfie.ai

#trans #nonbinary #enby #selfies #punsforever #queer #barbiemovie #barbiethemovie

芭比专属海报生成器

欢迎来到芭比乐园,在这里每个人都是芭比(或肯)

@Cdespinosa The clam before the storm?

#PunsForever

@ana Really gotta shell out for those eggs these days. #PunsForever
@Cdespinosa I think the fish is now playing bass for Codplay. #PunsForever

How do you make a large boulder the size of a small boulder?

You use a bould system.

#PunsForever

https://mastodon.social/@lizzard/109762190140654574

#puns #wordplay #punsforever If you can’t afford the mortgage on your fort you end up with a:

Seeing more people announce they’re leaving Twitter for Mastodon. It’s like a…

…Mast migration.

#PunsForever

@Popehat Is this what they call a Mast Migration? #PunsForever