Introducing the Platform That Does Everything™ - now you too can spend hours navigating a maze of word salad and endless "Try Claude" buttons! 🤦♂️ It's a carnival of buzzwords and "Contact sales" spam, where productivity goes to die. 🎪💸
https://claude.com/blog/claude-platform-on-aws #PlatformThatDoesEverything #BuzzwordCarnival #ProductivityFails #WordSalad #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated
Introducing the Claude Platform on AWS | Claude
The Claude Platform on AWS is now generally available, offering a new way for AWS customers to access the full set of Claude platform features with AWS authentication, billing, and commitment retirement.
🐢🚀 Look, folks, someone thought it'd be *hilarious* to run a modern Minecraft server on a 1960s UNIVAC. 🤔 Because, sure, squeezing today’s tech into the computing equivalent of a fossil is the epitome of productivity. Next up: rendering TikToks on a stone tablet using smoke signals. 🙄
https://farlow.dev/2026/04/17/running-a-minecraft-server-and-more-on-a-1960s-univac-computer #MinecraftUNIVAC #RetroTech #Humor #ProductivityFails #TechMashup #HackerNews #ngatedRunning a Minecraft Server and more on a 1960s UNIVAC Computer
18 bit registers, 90kb of memory, ones’ complement, powered by RISC-V.
Ah yes, the world desperately needs another command line tool for
#macOS because double-clicking is just too mainstream. 🎉 Now you can spend hours mastering syntax to set file openers instead of actually opening files. 🤦♂️ Bravo, tech world!
https://github.com/philocalyst/infat #commandlinetools #techhumor #softwaredevelopment #productivityfails #filemanagement #HackerNews #ngated
GitHub - philocalyst/infat: A command line tool to set default openers for file formats and url schemes on macos
A command line tool to set default openers for file formats and url schemes on macos - philocalyst/infat
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