@SlowRain see the huge rants I've been posting here ;) The movie nerd in me likes the idea of the #MacheteOrder. I've proposed trying this to my brother (also a "genre film" obsessive) when we're next in the same city, using the despecialized originals (the specialized versions are as bad as the prequels because of all the added #prequalitis), and a truncated fan edit of 2-3.
http://www.nomachetejuggling.com/2015/12/28/machete-order-update-and-faq/