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The Void ザ・ヴォイド 10h ago

Noripswich Citown play their home games at Portmantow Road.
#football #joke #portmantno #fediFC

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Head·word /ˈhedˌwɜː(ɹ)d/ n.Feb 25

@Taweret

‘chili, lime, or other spicy seasonings’

Only one of those is spicy.

Also, @helenzaltzman of @allusionistshow (not active here, it seems) would say #PortmantNo to ‘fricy’

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Lynne Murphy Jan 1

The Made for Mums website seems to have made up their own #WotY2025. Though I can find hits for 'tech exhausted', this portmanteau version feels like a #portmantNO techxhausted www.madeformums.com/news/baby-ne...

Techxhausted is 2025’s parenti...

Techxhausted is 2025’s parenting word of the year—and every screen-weary parent gets it

From smart baby gear to never-ending pings, ‘techxhausted’ nails how parenting feels in 2025—drained, distracted, and desperate for a digital detox.

MadeForMums

Tuuli M. (domestic goblin)Sep 18, 2025

Asian shrimp chips be like #PortmantNO

Tuuli M. (domestic goblin)Dec 24, 2024

#portmantNO all over this article https://www.nytimes.com/2024/12/19/realestate/barndominium-barndo-shouse.html

When a Barndominium Won’t Do, Try a Shouse

Homeowners and builders weighed in on the difference between the two design styles taking over rural America.

The New York Times

Amo a Sam amat May 21, 2024

#PortmantNO

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Tuuli M. (domestic goblin)Feb 3, 2024

@Faintdreams I'd also flag the #portmantNO (bad portmanteau; see https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2022/jul/21/helen-zaltzman-and-martin-austwick-the-10-funniest-things-we-have-ever-seen-on-the-internet)

Helen Zaltzman and Martin Austwick: the 10 funniest things we have ever seen (on the internet)

The hosts of the Allusionists podcast share their online favourites, including Charlie and the Chocolate Factory as a true crime pod, and #portmantNOs

The Guardian