School District Declares Sick Kids Just Big Fans of Virtual Learning

#BreakingNews #ParentingProblems #SatireNews #AbsurdAcademia #DoctorWho By: TheJestPress.com In a move that many are calling “bold,” “groundbreaking,” and “possibly the result of an untreated fever,” the East Side Unified School District announced on Monday that doctor’s notes will NO LONGER be accepted to excuse student absences. That's right, Timmy. Your bout with the common cold is officially…

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School District Declares Sick Kids Just Big Fans of Virtual Learning

#BreakingNews #ParentingProblems #SatireNews #AbsurdAcademia #DoctorWho By: TheJestPress.com In a move that many are calling “bold,” “groundbreaking,” and “possibly the result of an untreated fever,” the East Side Unified School District announced on Monday that doctor’s notes will NO LONGER be accepted to excuse student absences. That's right, Timmy. Your bout with the common cold is officially…

http://thejestpress.com/2025/07/23/school-district-declares-sick-kids-just-big-fans-of-virtual-learning/?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=jetpack_social

Local Arcadia Home Declared New National Surrogate Nesting Site

#SurrogateSituation #ArcadiaOddities #ParentingProblems #TooManyKids #BreakingBabies By: TheJestPress.com **Arcadia, CA** — Local authorities were left speechless Tuesday after discovering not one, not two, but *twenty-one* infants “chilling out like some kind of upper-crust baby hostel” in the Arcadian abode of Cheryl Simmons, 38, a self-described “surrogate enthusiast” and “amateur baby collector.”…

http://thejestpress.com/2025/07/16/local-arcadia-home-declared-new-national-surrogate-nesting-site/?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=jetpack_social

.. and, of course, if your dynamic with your partner is one where you consensually give up a lot of control, then parenthood can really fuck you up, cos it's difficult (at least for me) to code switch between 'dependent sub' mode and 'capable caregiver'. I'm working on that part cos I really miss it. 2/2

#bdsm #rebelparent #parentingproblems

Also today:
Kid: *tries to put cold piece of spaghetti on my arm*
Me: ugh! *retracts arm squeamishly*
Kid: *staring me seriously in the eyes* no mama, don't crazy! Don't crazy mama. Take it easy!

Am I getting lectured on emotional regulation at the same time as being tortured by my 2 year old? The answer is yes.

#parentingproblems #toddlerlife

Also, does anybody else with kids spend the whole day counting down to picking up your kid? I feel like I'm anxious all day because I have to go pick her up at 16:30 🙃

#parenting #parentingproblems #neurospicy

I don't have a problem. I can quit any time!

They're so much better than what all of the schools use - at least, for interested/motivated kids.

#parentingproblems 🤣

The crap this kid gets up to before 7am is astounding…..

Where does he get the energy?

#ParentingProblems