When you don't want to get another #server online just for #uptime checks,
so you use
#Tasker (HTTP GET )
+
#Palapa #Webserver
+
#XposedEdge

To create a weird conondrum to ping your php that somehow fetches a https response info once per day
( https://codepen.io/ryedai1/pen/OPymNjm )

#CRONJOBS are for loosers  

(I still need to upload the jsons to an *actual* server, but hey !)
#CodeAlcea #WhatEvenIsThis !?
#repost •acws #acws

https://ibb.co/p6C1C4B3
https://i.ibb.co/qLbDbm3R/joined-image.png
Uptime Checker

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Hey, Tampa people! Can anyone tell me whom to contact to rent the “palapa boat’ in this picture? I might want to do so for…reasons.

#Tampa #TampaBay #boat #rental #palapa #reasons

https://www.joeydevilla.com/2023/05/23/hey-tampa-people-who-rents-out-this-palapa-boat/

Hey, Tampa people: Who rents out this palapa boat? - The Adventures of Accordion Guy in the 21st Century

I saw the “palapa boat’ pictured above on the Hillsborough River from my vantage point on the balcony of the Glazer Children’s Museum, where I was attending a pre-launch party for Big John, their new tricertops exhibit (which opens this Friday!). I couldn’t read see the sign on the boat from that distance. Can anyone …

The Adventures of Accordion Guy in the 21st Century