Michael Bauser"Florida Intelligence Agency" would be one of the greatest #oxymorons in political history.
https://crooksandliars.com/2026/03/florida-legislators-want-pass-bill
OOTSI hope there is a special place in hell for people who put #oxymorons like "enforce #zerotrust at the edge" onto their slides
Flipturns 🏊♀️ 📷 🦋What's up with all the #Bluesky folks with a label on their profile that says " #InvalidHandle"? Are these folks being told that they are #oxymorons? Do they not exist if they are not " #ValidHandles"? Will ICE round them up if they never become #Valid?
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Ron Revog#Oxymorons sind manchmal bisschen witzig. Zum Beispiel:
Ich schreibe gerade kursiv.
Aber manchmal auch weniger:
Ein kompetenter #CSU-Minister.
Hugs4friends ♾🇺🇦 🇵🇸😷@grayface_ghost Libertarian Communist Muslim? Trashing compassion is not a typical muslim thing. It definitely fits in with a libertarian persona. Imo, some folk have started a kind of mix-n-match your own ideology, even if it is nonsensical, because it makes you look interesting to bored people. #Oxymorons
bananabob 
🇺🇦 🇵🇸I have stolen this from Rob Words - an excellent newsletter and youtube channel - https://www.youtube.com/@RobWords
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Pairings of words that contradict one another are known as #oxymorons. Here are some common oxymorons to both delight and disturb:
• Seriously funny
• Found missing
• Open secret
• Liquid gas
• Original copy
• Pretty ugly
• Virtual reality
• Act naturally
• Alone together
• Random order
• Controlled chaos
• Old news
• Living dead
• Civil war
• Jumbo shrimp
JustKathyMatt Gaetz as AG and Tulsi Gabbard as Director of National Intelligence. I can't even.
Joanne Fisher
Jim Spath@itamarst It's George Carlin's jumbo shrimp redux.
Edit: Ancestrally, it's Thurber's building that was "a little big, and pretty ugly. '"
https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/1958/01/the-years-with-ross/641097/
The Years With Ross
<em>So quickly did Harold Ross bring the</em> NEW YORKER <em>to maturity that few can recall today the confusion and naïveté of its first two years. In this third part of his series</em>, JAMES THURBER <em>digs into an old office folder and shows how subcollegiate jokes and frivolity gave way before the varied talents with which the editor was soon surrounding himself.</em>
Mo EdrayRather than be a “nut sorter, etc.,” it seems these individuals could work for #socialsecurity and sit on their asses with a #denial stamp
#America land of #oxymorons
