After much help from #MicroPython discussions, I finally got the #Arduino Nano RP2040 Connect working correctly. Seems that there was a corrupted disk image lurking on its flash chip. This cleared it out and made it work: https://github.com/orgs/micropython/discussions/14452#discussioncomment-9453554
Thanks for the #oshwa24 folks for including it in the swag bag!