Ok so I might have a problem

I mean, once you have 128 bits you have a lot of things

A counter for instance

CRDT friendly so you can do uh... Datadog globally distributed?

Or geese or summin I dunno

#engineering #devops #devopsendgamewithallthecheatcodes #oopsdididothat #gotanycnames

I have to go do some real work before I get in trouble but just because...

[what do you mean goose pong and dns as a filesystem isn't real work]

Here's how you build structure on the primitives

I don't know why, but Eric Prydz and some lovely ladies have come suddenly to mind.

Up and down and up and down

🌀🧠🦸🏻👌🏻

#engineering #oopsdididothat #gotanycnames #neuroawesome #cbpsok

🔨💾 Home Depot's idea of cybersecurity? Letting their GitHub token chill for a year like it's on vacation. Welcome to the new age of security: "Oops, did I do that?" 😅🔓
https://techcrunch.com/2025/12/12/home-depot-exposed-access-to-internal-systems-for-a-year-says-researcher/ #HomeDepot #Cybersecurity #GitHubToken #SecurityFails #OopsDidIDoThat #TechNews #HackerNews #ngated
Exclusive: Home Depot exposed access to internal systems for a year, says researcher

A security researcher tried to alert Home Depot to the security lapse exposing its backend GitHub source code repos and other internal cloud systems, but was ignored.

TechCrunch

https://www.npr.org/2023/12/14/1218643254/israel-is-using-an-ai-system-to-find-targets-in-gaza-experts-say-its-just-the-st

Fucking gross. Israel using AI as a shield and an excuse for their war crimes. It's always a great sign when you are getting your alibi straight while committing atrocities. #IDFScum #FreePalestine #AI #OopsDidIDoThat #WarCrimes #HumanRightsCrisis #FromTheOceanToTheSea