the trick is to fuck all responsibilities ✨ #notlifeadvice

@RickiTarr I got plenty of hot takes to hurt christofacists' feelings...

Everyone is free to take them:

  • "Are you already taking Classes in Russian? Cuz Trump will offer the USA on a silver paltter for Putin!!

  • "I guess 92 years after the Nazis we'll see a Brain Drain from the USA to Germany cuz >50% decided to not give a fuck and of the rest slightly more than 50% decided to vote for a Hitler Speedrunner!"

  • "Be shure to enjoy this Thanksgiving, cuz it'll be my last on U.S. soil!"

  • "Whilst you're busy destroying America by being the useful idiot Trump wants you to be, people are fleeing and I'll be one of them!"

  • "Your accmplicity if facism is an act of.high trrwason and an insult to every WW2 veteran!"

  • "Have fun becoming poor under Trump!"

  • "If I had even 1% of the same evel of assholeism in me your pronouns would've been nonconsensually changed to was/were ages ago.

  • "I don't talk to facists, I force them into conditionless surrender!"

  • "People who wish to harm me and/or my friends aren't my family! You are merely related by blood to me without my consent and your usefulness will be limited to being evidence for filing asylum overseas!"

  • "You ruined Thanksgiving and Christmas for so many people that I'm not gonna talk to you ever again!"

  • "Trump voters don't deserve the honor of being acknowledged by me!"

#NotRecommended #NotLifeAdvice #USpol #MAGAts

@alexpsmith depends....

They are a delicacy in some places, tho requiring multiple wash & boil cycles to be even remotely edible...

Kinda like #GimpieGimpie is edible when cooked well done - tho like with Fugu, I'd rather leave that to licensed professionals to cook...

#NotLifeAdvice #DoNotTryThisAtHome

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dendrocnide_moroides

Dendrocnide moroides - Wikipedia

@kagan Personally, I just tend to punch the attacker's head from behind.

But that's #NotLegalAdvice and #NotLifeAdvice...

The cirrect response would be to go between them and kick the aggressor out.

@agatha I tended to do, and I don't regret it everytime I did - only the times I did not!

#NotLifeAdvice #NotLegalAdvice