provokingcatsEigentlich wollte ich vorm #SchleFaZ - Staffelstart mit "Zombiber" zur Einstimmung "Hundreds of Beavers" (2022) schauen.
Nun sehe ich stattdessen "Cade: The Tortured Crossing" (2023) von Neil Breen ...
und bereue nichts!
Jason Pettus 
Finally about to watch #NeilBreen's latest "so terrible it's great" film, 2023's "Cade: The Tortured Crossing." It's reminding me of the frustrating, hypocritical way we treat the subject of neurodiversity in our society, which can be summed up as, "Don't ever, ever, ever, EVER make fun of an autistic person! ...Unless they make a terrible movie, in which case you can make as much fun of them as you possibly want."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAWBMgX9Oos&pp=ygUaY2FkZSB0aGUgdG9ydHVyZWQgY3Jvc3Npbmc%3D
Cade: The Tortured Crossing Trailer (A Neil Breen Film)
At the same time it´s totally fascinating und lures you in, because you want to know which strange and insane decision Neil Breen did next in his unique style of (anti-)filmmaking.
Now how to rate?
Maybe the choice between either 1/2 star or 5 stars? Or refuse to rate it at all?
For me "Double Down" is clearly a 1/2 star masterpiece.
2/2
A ½ review of Double Down (2005)
"What happened to me? To us? To me?" But there are two other questions on my mind at the moment: How can you describe a Neil Breen movie? And how do you rate a Neil Breen movie? Nothing you can read about it will ever prepare you for what´s ahead of you, if you never experienced a film by Neil Breen before. Yes, it´s really bad. And goes against anything you think you know about (even bad) movies. At the same time it´s totally fascinating und lures you in, because you want to know which strange and insane decision Neil
My review of "Double Down" (2005) by Neil Breen:
"What happened to me? To us? To me?"
But there are two other questions on my mind at the moment:
How can you describe a Neil Breen movie?
And how do you rate a Neil Breen movie?
Nothing you can read about it will ever prepare you for what´s ahead of you, if you never experienced a film by Neil Breen before.
Yes, it´s really bad. And goes against anything you think you know about (even bad) movies. 1/2
L.E.N.Any other bad movie fans here?
Yesterday I got baked with my gf and we watched The Roller Blade Seven (1991) and it was such a surreal experience 😂
I might have to watch the complete Donald G. Jackson filmography now.
I thought I had reached peak bad movie with Neil Breen, but this was another level of wtf.
#BadMovie #BadFilm #RollerBladeSeven #DonaldGJackson #NeilBreen
Yesterday I got baked with my gf and we watched The Roller Blade Seven (1991) and it was such a surreal experience 😂
I might have to watch the complete Donald G. Jackson filmography now.
I thought I had reached peak bad movie with Neil Breen, but this was another level of wtf.
#BadMovie #BadFilm #RollerBladeSeven #DonaldGJackson #NeilBreen
HeinzensteinImmerhin:
The Amazing Bulk ist schlimmer.
#NeilBreen
#TwistedPair
#SchleFaZ
#FediFaZ
#LezTröt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IixriQDVoQ0
WzfH ...?
Bitte nicht bei SchleFaZ - oder gerade doch...?
#NeilBreen
#TwistedPair
#PhotoshopPhillip
#WasZurFickendenHölle
#SchleFaZ
#FediFaZ
#LezTröt
Neil Breen - Twisted Pair 2018 Trailer
Silver ArrowsHere it is!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DHIiLMdRhjo
#NeilBreen films are hard to watch alone. They're only tolerable if you have someone to snark them with.
But I have a feeling this film will be fun fun silly billy and more entertaining than a Breen. Except it's 2½ hours...
Edit: it was mostly talking and without subtitles, not really enjoyable. But the acting is great! Definitely Breen-level!
2016//FULL STORY//Ghana movies
SaltiredPopcornDid I pass out and miss recording this week's episode, or was my mind protecting me from further self-harm, safe in the knowledge that I could send Dave super-grumpy audio clips about the "movies" we had to cover this week?
Maybe a bit of both. I'll be tuning in to hear how the guys mock me, and you can do the same here.
We're here - https://raidersofthepodcast.blogspot.com/2025/02/threat-level-breen.html
And here - https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/raiders-of-the-podcast/id1250657197?i=1000695267852
And everywhere here - https://linktr.ee/raidersofthepodcast
Matt GoddenMaybe #NeilBreen is the #KwisatzHaderach, and he's remaking reality in the image of his mind?